You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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