great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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