his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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