..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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