at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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