Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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