let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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