Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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