No, you can still breathe under the balls.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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