You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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