You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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