I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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