One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Two words: nipple clamps
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