I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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