So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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