did you get engaged???
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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