On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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