i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You pole danced in your parka.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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