hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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