Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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