let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
