You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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