We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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