I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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