I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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