I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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