that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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