Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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