Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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