You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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