Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize