it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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