It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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