the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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