she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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