Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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