Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
