i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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