Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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