big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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