belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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