did you get engaged???
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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