her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
