just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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