All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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