guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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