oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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