yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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