I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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