you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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