well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
