i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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